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[introduction music]

Welcome to Easy Stories in English, the podcast that will take your English from OK to Good, and from Good to Great.

I am Ariel Goodbody, your host for this show. Today’s story is for beginners. The name of the story is Misty the Snake. You can find a transcript of the episode at EasyStoriesInEnglish.com/Misty. That’s EasyStoriesInEnglish.com/Misty. This contains the full story, as well as my conversation after it.

OK, I’ll just explain some words that are in today’s story.

When you don’t want someone to hear or see you, you sneak, and the past tense is snuck or sneaked. For example, if you want to steal something from your brother’s room, you might wait until he is sleeping and sneak inside. You walk very slowly and quietly, and you try to stay in the dark so that people don’t see you. Thieves are usually very good at sneaking. I am very bad at sneaking—I don’t know how to move quietly.

A parcel

A parcel is like an envelope, but you use it to send big things. For example, you send a letter in an envelope, but maybe you want to send some chocolate and it doesn’t fit into an envelope. So you put the chocolate in a parcel instead. If an item is too big for a parcel, we usually use a box instead.

People queueing (David Shankbone CC BY-SA 3.0)

A queue is a line of people waiting for something. For example, when you wait for the bus, you might stand in a queue. The person who was there first is at the front of the queue, and the person who was there last is at the back of the queue. Queueing is very important in the UK. It’s rude if you don’t stand in the queue.

Bubble wrap (Consequencefree CC BY-SA 3.0)

Bubble wrap is something you use when you want to send something that is fragile, that can be damaged easily. If you send a glass in the post, it will probably break. So you put it in bubble wrap. Bubble wrap has lots of small bubbles of air to protect the thing and stop it from breaking. Bubble wrap is also very fun to play with.

Marmite (Malcolm Farmer CC BY-SA 3.0)

Marmite is a spread from the UK. Spreads are things like Nutella, jam, marmalade and butter that you put on bread. Marmite is a very strange spread, though. Marmite is made from yeast extract, and it has a very strong flavour. Many people don’t like it. People say about Marmite: ‘You either love it or hate it.’ Personally, I hate Marmite!

When you put your tongue on something, you lick it. For example, you lick ice creams to eat them. You lick an envelope to close it. When you lick your lips, it is because you are hungry and you are thinking about food.

Your ex is someone you were in a relationship with, but now you’re not in that relationship. ‘Ex’ is short for ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-husband or ex-wife. Many people think about their exes a lot, and often they are sad about this. But some people are friends with their exes. I have some exes I’m friends with, and some I never speak to.

Prisoners in a room with prison bars

Prison is a place where bad people go because they did bad things. For example, if you steal lots of money, you will go to prison. In prison, you have basic food and drink, but you don’t have any freedom. You can’t control your life. People in prison live behind prison bars. Their room has one wall that isn’t really a wall—it’s made of metal prison bars.

When someone is very bad and the government wants to catch them, they put a bounty on their head. A bounty is an amount of money, for example a thousand dollars. If you catch the person and take them to the police, you will get the bounty money.

The owner of something is the person who owns, who has, something. For example, if you buy a dog, it is your dog. You are the owner. If you buy a house, then you are the owner of the house. You can also own a restaurant, a computer and so on.

Your tongue is the long pink thing inside your mouth. You use your tongue to speak. For example, if I say th, I am putting my tongue between my teeth. Tongues are also important for eating and drinking. If you don’t like someone, you can stick your tongue out at them. Dogs often stick their tongues out when they breathe.

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OK, so listen and enjoy!

Misty the Snake

The Rabbit Who Loved Cheese

Once, there was a rabbit who loved cheese. But of course, rabbits live in forests and fields, where there is no cheese. So every day, this rabbit snuck into people’s houses and stole their cheese.

One day, a little girl found the rabbit eating her breakfast, and she was very excited.

‘Mum, Dad!’ she said. ‘A little rabbit has come into our home! Can we keep her as a pet?’

And so the windows were closed, and the rabbit could not return to the forest. Every day, they gave her lots of cheese, and she was very happy.

But one day, the window was open and a snake came through it. It saw the fat little rabbit, and it thought she looked very good. The rabbit tried to run away, but she was too slow. The cheese had made her fat and lazy, and the snake easily ate her.

A Present for Misty

Five days ago, I went to the post office to send a parcel. I hate going to the post office. I’m 20 years old, and people of my age don’t send letters and parcels. We just use emails and text messages.

So I was standing in the queue, waiting to send my parcel. Most of the people there were old, and the queue moved very slowly.

An old woman turned to me and said, ‘You’re a young girl, aren’t you? Are you sending that parcel to your boyfriend? Or maybe it’s a present for your family?’

‘Uh, not exactly,’ I said.

‘Oh?’ she said. ‘Who is it for?’

This was the other reason I hated going to the post office. Why did old people like asking so many questions?

‘It really doesn’t—’

Before I could finish, a man ran into the post office. He ran into me, and I dropped my parcel. CRASH! My present had broken. I had used so much bubble wrap, but it wasn’t enough.

‘Oh no!’ said the old woman. ‘Let me help you.’

‘No, really, it’s fine!’

But it was too late. She picked up the parcel and smelled it. Now that the glass was broken, the smell was very strong.

‘Is that… Marmite inside there?’

Everyone in the post office turned to look at me.

‘Y-yes,’ I said. I should have never come. What was I thinking?!

People started talking: ‘Marmite?’, ‘That’s horrible!’, ‘And such a young girl, too…’

I started to cry.

‘I’m sorry,’ I said.

I picked up my parcel and ran home. I opened the parcel and cried while I licked the Marmite off the broken glass.

Why could nobody understand it? I loved Marmite, and so did my pet snake, Misty. Well, she wasn’t my pet. She was my ex-boyfriend’s. But I loved her more than him.

And she loved me, too. As soon as that letter had come through the door, I knew it. I was her real owner. Not my ex.

‘Misty, I’m sorry,’ I said, getting Marmite on my shirt. ‘Next time, I’ll use more bubble wrap.’

Brazil Isn’t Safe Anymore

‘Why do you always do this?’

I looked at Misty through the prison bars. My snake was always making problems, and this was not the first time she’d gone to prison.

‘You’re a snake, but that doesn’t mean you can sneak into anyone’s house and eat their pets.’

Misty didn’t look at me. But she understood. I knew she understood.

We had had to leave the United Kingdom because of her. She loved eating pets so much, and the London police had put a bounty on her head. If someone found her and took her to the police, they would get ten thousand pounds. Ten thousand pounds! It was a very big bounty. I really needed the money, but I loved Misty too much.

So we came to Brazil. I knew my girlfriend wouldn’t understand. She thought Misty was perfect. She didn’t know that Misty was killing rabbits every day. One time, she even ate a cat!

I had tried changing her. I closed all the doors and windows, and I gave her mice to eat. But she wouldn’t eat them. She only ate people’s pets. I tried buying mice that were pets, that people didn’t want anymore. But it was too expensive. I thought about buying some mice and making them have children. Then I would have food for her, and they would be pet mice. But I didn’t have time to do that!

‘It’s a good thing that I like going to the beach,’ I said. ‘I can’t believe I moved to Brazil just for my snake.’

There was another reason, of course. It was about my ex-girlfriend, Beverly. She was a bit… strange. One day, she decided that Misty loved Marmite. Every day, she tried to give her Marmite. But she was a snake! Snakes can’t eat Marmite!

One day, I’d woken up to find Misty and Beverly in the kitchen. She had covered Misty in Marmite, so that she looked like a Marmite snake. A Marmite snake! I couldn’t believe it. Then she started licking off all the Marmite. I almost called the police, but there was the bounty on Misty’s head, so I couldn’t.

‘But it’s OK,’ I said to myself. ‘Beverly’s still in the United Kingdom. She doesn’t know where we are. We’re safe. Or we will be safe if you stop eating people’s pets!’

Misty said nothing. The police came and opened the prison bars, and I took her home. I had to pay a lot of money, but Misty didn’t have to stay in prison.

But when we got home, there was a parcel waiting for us. I picked it up and saw the address on it, and it came from the United Kingdom.

I dropped it. CRASH! I knew what was inside, I knew. And then the smell came.

‘She knows where we are, girl.’

I thought about what to do. My ex knew where we were, but that didn’t mean she would come here… did it?

Then I remembered that horrible morning, when Beverly had licked the Marmite off Misty’s body.

I packed my suitcase, took Misty and ran into the street. I called a taxi and told them to take us to the airport.

I wasn’t going to do this again.

Misty’s Plan

Misty the snake was finally home: Ghana.

She had been taken from her country at a young age, and she had to live in that horrible United Kingdom, where it was always so cold.

So she had done everything to get back to Ghana. She knew that British people loved their pets. So she ate them. Then they put the bounty on her head. That was perfect.

She just had to make her owner take her to Ghana. So she waited for the newspaper every day. She took it in her mouth, and she opened it to the travel pages. She found pictures from Ghana, and stories about it, and she left them on the kitchen table. She used her tongue to change the television channel, to find programmes about Ghana. She took Beverly’s Marmite—oh, it was horrible!—and used it to write GHANA on the floor.

And her owner had taken her to Brazil. He didn’t read the newspaper, or watch TV. He didn’t even look at the floor! He only looked at his phone, and he had wanted to go to Brazil all his life.

So when they were in Brazil, Misty tried again. She watched him and learned how to open his phone. One day, while he was having a shower, she opened his phone with her tongue. Then she opened lots of websites about Ghana. She did this every day.

Sometimes, her owner said, ‘That’s strange… I didn’t open that website!’

But he never thought it was her. He didn’t think that snakes could do that.

Finally, she had to give him a reason to leave. And Beverly was perfect for that. Yes, it had been difficult to send a letter as a snake. Licking the envelope was easy, but writing with a snake tongue was very hard. But she had done it. She sent a letter to Beverly asking for her help, and Beverly sent her the Marmite. Everything had worked perfectly.

And now, finally, she was in Ghana. She was home. She could eat all the animals she wanted.

But right now, there was one animal she really wanted to eat. An animal she had wanted to eat for a very long time.

Misty the snake sneaked into her owner’s bedroom. He was sleeping. She hoped that he would wake up. It was always more fun when they woke up.


I hope you enjoyed the story. I know this story is very weird. Weird means strange. It’s a very weird story, but, hey, I like writing weird stories!

At the moment, I’m trying to write more original stories. I know on the podcast I’ve done loads of fairy tales, folktales and myths and legends, and that’s fun. But I’m trying to challenge myself more, I’m trying to give myself harder work. Writing original stories is harder. But right now, I’m finding it quite fun. I just sit down, start writing and see what happens.

Of course, things always end up quite different to how I imagine them when I start. Originally, I wanted to write this story as several short stories. I was going to write 10 stories that were 100 words each. But actually, the stories ended up being a bit longer than 100 words, and before I knew it, the stories were all part of one story!

That’s why this story is in several parts. Originally, I thought they weren’t going to be connected, but they ended up connected, and I’m very happy with how this one came out.

Why don’t you let me know what you think of this story? Come over to EasyStoriesInEnglish.com/Misty and write a comment.

If you enjoyed the story and want to say thank you, you can buy me a coffee on Ko-Fi. Just go to EasyStoriesInEnglish.com and click the orange button that says Buy me a coffee! Then you’ll be able to send me $3 so that I can buy a coffee, but really, I’ll probably get a bubble tea. And I’ll think of you while I drink it! Thank you for listening, and until next week.


19 responses to “Misty the Snake”

  1. Milena avatar

    Hi! I’ love your podcast and your story. With you I emprove my english in a funny way.
    Thank you very much!

    1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
      Ariel Goodbody

      You’re very welcome! Thank you for the comment, Milena 🙂

  2. ayoub avatar

    i like this, it’s very important for beginners like me thank you very much

    1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
      Ariel Goodbody

      You’re very welcome, ayoub! Glad you liked it 🙂

  3. Ahmet Furkan Usta avatar
    Ahmet Furkan Usta

    i like this story . thank you so much.

    1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
      Ariel Goodbody

      You’re very welcome! I’m glad you enjoyed it, Ahmet 🙂

  4. Rita Sitton avatar
    Rita Sitton

    Hi Ariel 🙂
    What a funny story with Mitsy, I loved it very much!!!
    Thank you so much 🙂


    1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
      Ariel Goodbody

      Thanks, Rita! I’m glad you liked the story 🙂

      1. Sorena avatar

        Hey Ariel How are you ?
        Welcome back to the podcast I’m really happy to hear you again and I wish you will be healthy for ever.
        actually I didn’t like this Story and found it very strange but this is a content to practice with in english.
        your method is great and with your method I level up my english and Now I speak english just to send my mean to my aboard friends. I appreciate you for your creative mind. thank you See you in the group chat.

        1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
          Ariel Goodbody

          Thanks for the comment, Sorena! Well, to each their own 🙂 See you soon!

  5. vahid avatar

    thanks alot, your doing wonderful job, i want to ask you if could make more advanced podcast it will be perfect

    1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
      Ariel Goodbody

      Thanks for the comment, Vahid! I do an interemediate/advanced level conversational podcast on Patreon (Elevenses with Ariel). You can listen to the first episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37466888

      1. Alex avatar

        Hello, Misty the Snake is the best story of all, I really enjoyed it! Well done!

        1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
          Ariel Goodbody

          I’m glad to hear it, Alex! Thank you so much 🙂

  6. Aslı avatar

    Snake is really snake 🙂 Thank you for story.

    1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
      Ariel Goodbody

      Hehe, yes! Snakes want food, and snakes get food. A simple life 🙂

  7. lôlô avatar

    OMG! I’m from Brazil, lol
    Thanks so much for the podcast.
    I loved to hear and now I search for others episodes. bye!

  8. Hi. Ariel. Thank you for your good story. You said it was a weird story. But for me, I felt like it was a thrilling story. At the end of the story, the Misty snake is going to eat her owner. And, She wanted to see her owner in panic.
    Wow. She is truly a smart and sinister snake. 😏

    1. Ariel Goodbody avatar
      Ariel Goodbody

      Thank you for the comment, Jay! I’m really glad you liked it. It’s one of my favourite stories that I’ve written 🙂

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